“free” shit costs a spell slot, you know?

If I cut someone do they count as an open container?

Free() can destroy the world. Believe me. I know. I am a C programmer.

This is why I free nothing and only malloc().

#WhoNeedsMemoryManagement

#JustDownloadMoreRAM

You’re sick with Java-Python Syndrome. The only cure is C++. But you’re too old to master C++ before you segfault. Muahahahahaha!

Turn beer into moonshine!

I cast destroy water on the fluid lining of his brain.

If someone opens their mouth do they count as an open container?

Shut up and getting castin’ wizard. These biscuits ain’t gonna season themselves

That would fall under the first part of this meme. You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed in which case I feel like there’s a far easier method of murder.

You know, my biggest gripe with python isnt abstracted memory management. My biggest grip is duck typing

Nope, people are tubes, not containers

It wouldn’t be (instantaneous) murder though.

That explains why water falls straight through

duck typing

Script languages are very nice for writing pre-100-lines long listings. Where you can keep all types in your head. Consider Python uber-bash. Unsuitable for anything else, though.

You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed

I would like to submit, as a counterpoint, the Ring of X-Ray Vision from the 2014 5e basic ruleset.

Soooo… Destroy Water, please, Mr. DM.

Once again, this still falls within the first part of the meme as it violates the spells wording of “open container”. If you’re using X-Ray vision to see the brain then the brain is within a closed container.

Soooo… No, Mr. Player

Yeah, people are like these tubes specifically.

Duck typing is my favourite. Pry it from my cold dead (object that appears to be hands, and probably is, but maybe isn’t).

Just as fuckable, too