Now that's creativity
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“free” shit costs a spell slot, you know?
Shut up and getting castin’ wizard. These biscuits ain’t gonna season themselves
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I cast destroy water on the fluid lining of his brain.
That would fall under the first part of this meme. You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed in which case I feel like there’s a far easier method of murder.
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You’re sick with Java-Python Syndrome. The only cure is C++. But you’re too old to master C++ before you segfault. Muahahahahaha!
You know, my biggest gripe with python isnt abstracted memory management. My biggest grip is duck typing
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Nope, people are tubes, not containers
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That would fall under the first part of this meme. You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed in which case I feel like there’s a far easier method of murder.
It wouldn’t be (instantaneous) murder though.
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Nope, people are tubes, not containers
That explains why water falls straight through
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You know, my biggest gripe with python isnt abstracted memory management. My biggest grip is duck typing
duck typing
Script languages are very nice for writing pre-100-lines long listings. Where you can keep all types in your head. Consider Python uber-bash. Unsuitable for anything else, though.
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That would fall under the first part of this meme. You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed in which case I feel like there’s a far easier method of murder.
You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed
I would like to submit, as a counterpoint, the Ring of X-Ray Vision from the 2014 5e basic ruleset.
Soooo… Destroy Water, please, Mr. DM.
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You cannot see the fluid lining of his brain unless it is exposed
I would like to submit, as a counterpoint, the Ring of X-Ray Vision from the 2014 5e basic ruleset.
Soooo… Destroy Water, please, Mr. DM.
Once again, this still falls within the first part of the meme as it violates the spells wording of “open container”. If you’re using X-Ray vision to see the brain then the brain is within a closed container.
Soooo… No, Mr. Player
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Nope, people are tubes, not containers
Yeah, people are like these tubes specifically.
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You know, my biggest gripe with python isnt abstracted memory management. My biggest grip is duck typing
Duck typing is my favourite. Pry it from my cold dead (object that appears to be hands, and probably is, but maybe isn’t).
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Yeah, people are like these tubes specifically.
Just as fuckable, too
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Just as fuckable, too
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You know, my biggest gripe with python isnt abstracted memory management. My biggest grip is duck typing
At least it’s strongly typed as well unlike JavaScript.
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Salt? Wait… sea warer can also contain so much more like magnesium. A perfect component for… explosive… with water…
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Oh shit, that means I can a bucket of salt into free sea water.
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Nope, people are tubes, not containers
A tub with a plugged drain is the bottom is a container. Anyone wearing a buttplug is therefore a container.
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i will get to a level where i have as many slots of destroy water as possible, and i will spend the rest of my life casting destroy water on the ocean, until it is completely dry. is that something i’d be able to do, or is that not possible? (i play pathfinder, not d&d, so i don’t know)
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Salt? Wait… sea warer can also contain so much more like magnesium. A perfect component for… explosive… with water…
sea water wouldn’t be containing elemental magnesium, it would contain magnesium salts.
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i will get to a level where i have as many slots of destroy water as possible, and i will spend the rest of my life casting destroy water on the ocean, until it is completely dry. is that something i’d be able to do, or is that not possible? (i play pathfinder, not d&d, so i don’t know)
Assuming a level 20 druid, you’d have 32 slots 1 or above, 2 gallons per caster level so 40 gallons per cast, that’s 1,280 gallons per day or however fast you can regain spells. A bit shy of half a million gallons in a year. A particularly long-lived elf could destroy 280 million gallons before keeling over.
Now it depends how big the world you’re on is, but if it’s earth-like, the smallest ocean on earth is… 4.9 quintillion gallons.
4,900,000,000,000,000,000
So while you wouldn’t make a dent, a character with an irrational war against the ocean is hilarious and you should do it anyway.
