I am definitely a social justice artificer.

Why? Because npc. Everything else is a pc class.

So was luigi (allegedly) a social justice ranger

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Hm, EMP arrowheads, as a SJ engineer smith I should get on that.

I am a Social Justice Bardbarian.

That is not a typo. I multiclass a bard and barbarian. That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.

For the benefit of the underprivileged?

Yeah. He’s like Robin Hood, but instead of taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor, he just kills the rich and then puts on a concert for charity.

That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.

This would be funnier if we didn’t literally need someone doing this.

Social Justice Glass Canon

Social Justice Warrior

Everyone hates the Tankies until they need someone to tank

Not sure how good Trump’s thick-ass skull would sound. There’s practically no cavity inside!

Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.

Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.

I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.

I’d short the rich patient’s supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I’d always choose to decline.

When the rich fucks called to complain “their machine is too noisy” I’d always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.

It wasn’t much, but I’m very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I’d given to their poor counterparts) anyway.

We’d know if Thomas Matthew Crooks could line up a shot

Doo-Dad! (Pikel from RA Salvatore novels)

Techno Mages spread the word of FOSS in the name of social justice.

Can I be the social justice dude, I wear a bathrobe like the big lebowski

Rogue because of sneak attack and cunning action.

Those are Social Justice Alchemists, I think.