And now the Vampirium of Lemriss has been irrevocably corrupted
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Laszlo Cravensworth
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You wretched muck-a-muck vagrant bedswerving bobolyne!
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gotta update that for some rizz and skibidi or something
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Laszlo Cravensworth
Literally can’t read that name without the voice.
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Randall Munroe is a time traveler.
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Don’t even have to click it to know which is it.
Randall Munroe is omnicient.
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Typical Malkavian
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My penis is bleeding.
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Alternatively: vampires who still don’t know how to use any slang that evolved after their own youth.
“I’m carrying this team like the beast with two backs”
“Never look a Trojan horse in the mouth”
“She was so mad her face launched a thousand ships”
“If circuses had bread, then the clowns wouldn’t eat lost children”
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My eyes are bleeding
Morrissey: “please, please tell me why, a vampire bit me in the eye”.
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Unhand me, rizzless jive-turkey!
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