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  • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

    Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

    But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

    I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

    If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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    archpawn@lemmy.world
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    Or if the DM rolls for HP, they have a 1/8 chance of dying from one hit. Maybe they get death saves, but those are optional if it’s not a PC.

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    • T topherclay@lemmy.world

      So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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      qarbone@lemmy.world
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      “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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      • I igmelonh

        iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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        crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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        I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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          deconceptualist@leminal.space
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          Cloudkill 😆

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            tamal3@lemmy.world
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            Wasn’t Carl only an intelligence of three when he first entered the dungeon?

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            • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

              I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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              redacted@lemmy.zip
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              Youre correct, at least in 3e only 0 con kills you outright. All the others just make you comatose or some other state in which you lose control of your character.

              But in 5e all 0 attribute states mean you die.

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              • Q qarbone@lemmy.world

                “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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                unalivejoy
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                Wisdom is 1. They can’t know that.

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                • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                  Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                  But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                  I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                  If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                  brown567@sh.itjust.works
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                    intriguediceberg@lemmy.world
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                    So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                    • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                      So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                      heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                      they are often on flesh that has no callus

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                      • ComradeSharkfuckerS ComradeSharkfucker

                        Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two

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                        heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                        seems about right

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                          fmstrat@lemmy.world
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                          Charisma should not drop negative and then rebound to 1 at 24 months. Please revise.

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                          • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                            So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                            pat_riot@lemmy.today
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                            Baby nails are sharp, thin and attached to a thing that flails around aimlessly. The greatest danger is to eyes.

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                            • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                              So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                              scratchee@feddit.uk
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                              Yup, my daughter cut her nose quite a few times just rubbing her face, and slice us regularly. They grow from well trimmed to dangerous weapons in less than a week so there’s no avoiding it really

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                              • R redacted@lemmy.zip

                                Youre correct, at least in 3e only 0 con kills you outright. All the others just make you comatose or some other state in which you lose control of your character.

                                But in 5e all 0 attribute states mean you die.

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                                scratchee@feddit.uk
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                                So 0 charisma means you die of ugliness? You’re so disgusted by yourself you just stop breathing? Or the gods find you so unappealing they reach down and snuff you out?

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                                • F fmstrat@lemmy.world

                                  Charisma should not drop negative and then rebound to 1 at 24 months. Please revise.

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                                  dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                  Default rules state that stats can not go below zero, extra negatives will only go into effect if buffs are applied such as +2 baby clothes

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                                  • T tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de

                                    Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

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                                    dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                    Just on the inside tho

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                                    • T tamal3@lemmy.world

                                      Wasn’t Carl only an intelligence of three when he first entered the dungeon?

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                                      dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                      Different system

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                                      • S scratchee@feddit.uk

                                        So 0 charisma means you die of ugliness? You’re so disgusted by yourself you just stop breathing? Or the gods find you so unappealing they reach down and snuff you out?

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                                        redacted@lemmy.zip
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                                        Iirc you lose all sense of yourself and experience total ego death, then real death follows. Charisma is more than just how hot you are.

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                                        • R redacted@lemmy.zip

                                          Iirc you lose all sense of yourself and experience total ego death, then real death follows. Charisma is more than just how hot you are.

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                                          scratchee@feddit.uk
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                                          That makes sense, we’ve all had days like that

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