Walked around Europe. Ate two of everything that remotely looked like a Liege Waffle. "Carbs don't count if you're in Europe." is facts! That's just like, science, man.

Worked out at a gym in Amsterdam that has a magic fountain that dispenses unlimited free vitamin water and free protein shakes.

@mekkaokereke The carbs are absolutely more healthy in Europe! Bread doesn’t taste this good unless it’s actually good for you.

@samir @mekkaokereke I mean, bread in Europe spoils within a few days, like God intended. Meanwhile in the US, that stuff doesn't go bad for weeks. It's spooky.

@sophieschmieg @mekkaokereke It’s the same in the UK. My mind exploded when I moved to Switzerland. (Which has great bread, compared to the UK, but… sometimes I fantasise about moving to France.)

@samir @sophieschmieg @mekkaokereke Germans abroad: Can I have a slice of real bread, please?

@gunchleoc @samir @sophieschmieg @mekkaokereke

Another German here. I lived in the USA for two months, back in 2008.

I was so traumatized by the experience that I have been baking my own sourdough bread ever since. Just in case I ever end up in an Anglo-Saxon country again.

@juergen_hubert @gunchleoc @sophieschmieg @mekkaokereke I think I would do the same now.

Prior to moving here, I didn’t really eat bread, because having a face full of cotton wool never really appealed to me.