Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert Oh im truly aghast. Think of the shareholders! Think of the children whose picture will not end up being used in Grok! The mere thought brings tears to my eyes. Shouldnt we immediately start a rescue program?
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert Yes, this is the plan.
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@bert_hubert can't believe im agreeing with someone with ukraine and eu flags in their name -
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@bert_hubert Microsoft will falter because of wider (Windows) adoption loss
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert oh no
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@bert_hubert Maybe make it worth adopting?
Billions of dollars invested in a tool that just generates nonsense and copyright infringement. -
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@bert_hubert do the dark enlightenment philosopher kings need a hug?
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@bert_hubert@eupolicy.social Dear Satya,
I'm not seeing a problem here. It sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
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@bert_hubert Local drug dealer says business may falter unless more people become addicts.
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@bert_hubert Why doesn't Satya Nadella just ask Microsoft's AI how to increase AI's adoption?
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert true, at the rate at which Microsoft is rolling out its AI capability
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Hey buddy, that’s a pretty nice economic bubble you go there. Sure would be a shame if something happened to it.
*cracks knuckles*
So, you gonna buy our shit or what?
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@bert_hubert @capeta that violin is nowhere near small enough for this situation
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert hopefully popcorn is still affordable when it does.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert I hope the resistance keeps it up.
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@bert_hubert @the_gneech Literally would be a dream come true! LOL!
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert That’s an interesting way for him to say “This product is flopping.”
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@floreana ask and you shall receive. @bert_hubert


