Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert Local drug dealer says business may falter unless more people become addicts.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert Why doesn't Satya Nadella just ask Microsoft's AI how to increase AI's adoption?
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert true, at the rate at which Microsoft is rolling out its AI capability
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
Hey buddy, that’s a pretty nice economic bubble you go there. Sure would be a shame if something happened to it.
*cracks knuckles*
So, you gonna buy our shit or what?
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@bert_hubert @capeta that violin is nowhere near small enough for this situation
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert hopefully popcorn is still affordable when it does.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert I hope the resistance keeps it up.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert @the_gneech Literally would be a dream come true! LOL!
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@bert_hubert That’s an interesting way for him to say “This product is flopping.”
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@floreana ask and you shall receive. @bert_hubert

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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert can't happen soon enough
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert Yes, I know supply and demand, there is endless supply and no demand
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@bert_hubert Yes, please!

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@bert_hubert
I really want to take a second with this... In a society where we've enshrined "free markets" as if the entire concept was given to us straight from divinity, these fuckwits have released a product no one wants, then subsequently bet so heavily on it that it has become one of the lynchpins of our entire economy, and now we're all supposed to go do our part to buy this dogshit product no one wants, lest our economy collapse? Is that what he wants me to believe?The mind fairly boggles.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert That's why it's called a "bubble" by people who are interested in reality, because it can be popped.
If there were anything real to it, it wouldn't require *universal* adoption. It would just be so good at the job that nobody would question it.
That's not true in any industry or niche right now. LLMs simply can't perform the tasks we're told they're good at.
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@bert_hubert @capeta that violin is nowhere near small enough for this situation
@mark_f_lynch @bert_hubert I tried finding a gif where there's a tardigrade playing a violin, but gave up midway.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert That is a bit like saying that it will stop raining if water won’t fall from the sky any more.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time Satya
@bert_hubert @mayintoronto "my company's new products will not make us much money unless you give me lots of money" YAH BUD THATS CAPITALISM (according to you)! He's literally like "please don't kill my net worth, it's all i have :(((("

