This is a personal thread for this week's #Monsterdon so the local feeds don't get buried in Monsterdon posts.
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Why are there tire tracks on the pristine secret beach?
"Hello daughter. We shall kill an intruder in celebration of your arrival." And everybody except the chief and his daughter has fucked-up eyes. Yea, sure.
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"Hello daughter. We shall kill an intruder in celebration of your arrival." And everybody except the chief and his daughter has fucked-up eyes. Yea, sure.
Lotsa smoking, just waiting on coffee ... and was the extended cockfighting really needed?
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Lotsa smoking, just waiting on coffee ... and was the extended cockfighting really needed?
Boy, we're really playing up the Americans as outstanding shady characters in a shady waterfront.
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Boy, we're really playing up the Americans as outstanding shady characters in a shady waterfront.
Can we discuss these pearls and the expedition a LITTLE LOUDER in public?
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Can we discuss these pearls and the expedition a LITTLE LOUDER in public?
Yes, speak English slower and louder, it'll help him understand.
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Yes, speak English slower and louder, it'll help him understand.
"A mermaid, sitting on a Greek centaur ... wonder what they're doing here."
Looking for a plot and some action?
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"A mermaid, sitting on a Greek centaur ... wonder what they're doing here."
Looking for a plot and some action?
And the googly-eyed natives do their quaint underwater dancing routines, as they do.
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And the googly-eyed natives do their quaint underwater dancing routines, as they do.
And the soundtrack stops abruptly!
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And the soundtrack stops abruptly!
Crabs ripped my flesh!
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Crabs ripped my flesh!
More underwater googly-eyed filler, this time with piano.
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More underwater googly-eyed filler, this time with piano.
Show us your gills, pretty lady!
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Show us your gills, pretty lady!
What is with the abrupt changes in the soundtrack? Ooops - it overlays the voice track completely. Glad I had subs on.
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What is with the abrupt changes in the soundtrack? Ooops - it overlays the voice track completely. Glad I had subs on.
And there we have it - coffee, drink of champions!
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And there we have it - coffee, drink of champions!
Well, didn't take them long to plant the stiff!
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Well, didn't take them long to plant the stiff!
Wait, isn't it too early for her to just fuck off into the ocean?
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Wait, isn't it too early for her to just fuck off into the ocean?
Those are the strangest oysters I have ever seen.
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Those are the strangest oysters I have ever seen.
The ever-shifting soundtrack.
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The ever-shifting soundtrack.
The Doctor meets a strange, googly-eyed native who is cuddling a black goat.
Who then throws the goat to the piranhas.
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The Doctor meets a strange, googly-eyed native who is cuddling a black goat.
Who then throws the goat to the piranhas.
"There are places where you should not be." Like this entire movie.
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"There are places where you should not be." Like this entire movie.
MORE COFFEE
