This is a personal thread for this week's #Monsterdon so the local feeds don't get buried in Monsterdon posts.
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"A mermaid, sitting on a Greek centaur ... wonder what they're doing here."
Looking for a plot and some action?
And the googly-eyed natives do their quaint underwater dancing routines, as they do.
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And the googly-eyed natives do their quaint underwater dancing routines, as they do.
And the soundtrack stops abruptly!
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And the soundtrack stops abruptly!
Crabs ripped my flesh!
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Crabs ripped my flesh!
More underwater googly-eyed filler, this time with piano.
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More underwater googly-eyed filler, this time with piano.
Show us your gills, pretty lady!
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Show us your gills, pretty lady!
What is with the abrupt changes in the soundtrack? Ooops - it overlays the voice track completely. Glad I had subs on.
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What is with the abrupt changes in the soundtrack? Ooops - it overlays the voice track completely. Glad I had subs on.
And there we have it - coffee, drink of champions!
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And there we have it - coffee, drink of champions!
Well, didn't take them long to plant the stiff!
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Well, didn't take them long to plant the stiff!
Wait, isn't it too early for her to just fuck off into the ocean?
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Wait, isn't it too early for her to just fuck off into the ocean?
Those are the strangest oysters I have ever seen.
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Those are the strangest oysters I have ever seen.
The ever-shifting soundtrack.
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The ever-shifting soundtrack.
The Doctor meets a strange, googly-eyed native who is cuddling a black goat.
Who then throws the goat to the piranhas.
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The Doctor meets a strange, googly-eyed native who is cuddling a black goat.
Who then throws the goat to the piranhas.
"There are places where you should not be." Like this entire movie.
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"There are places where you should not be." Like this entire movie.
MORE COFFEE
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MORE COFFEE
Now we tie the Minoans into this mess. "Atlantis had a similar climate."
Oh, and the bug eyes? Incest. I'm just guessing, of course.
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Now we tie the Minoans into this mess. "Atlantis had a similar climate."
Oh, and the bug eyes? Incest. I'm just guessing, of course.
Wow - the doc has issues. Not as bad as the captain, but sheesh.
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Wow - the doc has issues. Not as bad as the captain, but sheesh.
He looks pretty feisty for someone who just ruptured his eardrums ...
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He looks pretty feisty for someone who just ruptured his eardrums ...
There's not going to be much in the way of successful mating while he's in a full wetsuit, y'know.
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There's not going to be much in the way of successful mating while he's in a full wetsuit, y'know.
We must cover you in the ceremonial net while you grind ... then he shows up on the beach, dry and topless.
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We must cover you in the ceremonial net while you grind ... then he shows up on the beach, dry and topless.
"Cannibal fish!" *facepalms*
