It's a Godzilla film, of course it starts with a boat. #Monsterdon

Oh god, he's got an Unrequited Relationship -_-;

The Formula -_-; #Monsterdon

He's the Toppalous! #Monsterdon

"But my work here isn't finished!"

That's what I say every time a #Monsterdon film ends without a denouement. #Monsterdon

He's full of cicadas :X #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe That's because there was still a straight writer involved. Once Emmerich was on his own, the only thing he knew about straight people is they're always divorced.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

WE HAVE GOJIRA #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I beg to differ. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖

That's my Stuffalous! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe He's the Colloseum! He's the Toppalous! He's the Louvre Museum! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

"You're standi-" yeah, that's a predictable line. #Monsterdon

She looks him up and down like, "yeah, that'll fit in the pot" #Monsterdon

New York had a lot of issues in the late 90s. Blowing up the White House was fashionable for a while, but everybody had to blow up the Empire State Building first. Aliens, Godzilla, whatever. Everybody. #Monsterdon

Mister Cayman should've been in Alligator. #Monsterdon

..."Fat Pat"? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Emmerich/Devlin: "Fuck that building in particular" X 10 movies #monsterdon

It's condescenditopalous! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe haha! Fat jokes. Ugh. #monsterdon

@xerozohar Kill. #Monsterdon

Crew of that cannery ship looking at the Matango crew like, "At least they didn't have to deal with Matthew Broderick :/" #Monsterdon