He's the Toppalous! #Monsterdon

That's my Stuffalous! #Monsterdon

"You're standi-" yeah, that's a predictable line. #Monsterdon

She looks him up and down like, "yeah, that'll fit in the pot" #Monsterdon

New York had a lot of issues in the late 90s. Blowing up the White House was fashionable for a while, but everybody had to blow up the Empire State Building first. Aliens, Godzilla, whatever. Everybody. #Monsterdon

Mister Cayman should've been in Alligator. #Monsterdon

New York had a lot of issues in the late 90s. Blowing up the White House was fashionable for a while, but everybody had to blow up the Empire State Building first. Aliens, Godzilla, whatever. Everybody. #Monsterdon

..."Fat Pat"? #Monsterdon

..."Fat Pat"? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe haha! Fat jokes. Ugh. #monsterdon

It's condescenditopalous! #Monsterdon

Crew of that cannery ship looking at the Matango crew like, "At least they didn't have to deal with Matthew Broderick :/" #Monsterdon

Yeah, make sure you get your hands ALL up in the goo. #Monsterdon

You can tell it's a late-90s disaster film because it bounces around the planet like a UFO on cocaine. #Monsterdon

Soundtrack's really more Snidely Whiplash than Jaws, huh #Monsterdon

Soundtrack's really more Snidely Whiplash than Jaws, huh #Monsterdon

"Colonel, we just got a report of three fishing trawlers going down!"

We got it from the Fishing Disaster Hotline! #Monsterdon

"A completely incipient species!"

And some insipid dialogue #Monsterdon

I'm EAAAAAAATIN' HEEEEEYAH #Monsterdon

Take a drink every time a faux-New Yorker shouts HEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAH #Monsterdon