every. single. scene. is so rich with what the fuck in the sound design, sets, and costumes. incredible. why was there a loud goose noise in the middle of the "people of the world" mini-montage? why does the drummer seem to be diegetic? why is the blocking all the mutants standing in a line like the team assembly shot in a heist movie #monsterdon

Every hot lady journalist loves to conduct their interviews crawling around on the ground #monsterdon

where normally "the aliens have kidnapped the secretary general and are taking over human politics" would be an entire movie, that was in fact only 1/20th of the number of movies that are happening at once right now #monsterdon

there was a baby godzilla at one point in this movie and even if they drop 19 of the 20 plots i will not forgive them if they drop that one #monsterdon

what even #monsterdon

they PLANNED to need to launch a motorcycle out of the truck when it was flipped over? ???? #monsterdon

this movie isn't a godzilla movie so much as it is a movie about a dream about all other movies #monsterdon

YES GODDAMN IT the baby godzilla better be our god damned savior #monsterdon

THE UNCARING ANTAGONISM towards the baby godzilla "whats his name" is the new protagonist of the movie #monsterdon

i'm out of breath laughing at this fucking movie, this is one of the best #monsterdon movies i have ever seen

THANK YOU action hero stalin for this camera that will be the sole source of human knowledge to pass down after this alien extinction event #monsterdon

OPERATION: FINAL WAR #monsterdon

what in the whole entire world #monsterdon

this alien leader directs the global kaiju tournament gameshow section is the best setting you can ask for in gratuitous "just get to the monsters" fanservice #monsterdon

"this godzilla guy is one tough dude" is ACTUALLY DIALOGUE from the main antagonist #monsterdon

this old man knows everything about the history of godzilla but has no idea who this fucking baby godzilla thing is that's hanging around #monsterdon

bro you can get a mitochondria from fucking anything they are basically free #monsterdon

i have analyzed this movie from a film theoretical lens #monsterdon #MonsterdonAnalysis #MonsterdonFilmSchool

the extremely effective yet rarely used military doctrine "just fire mercilessly in a line with your unlimited energy weapons except if they stick their sword into concrete at which point the RoE become kung fu only" #monsterdon

opportunity to evaluate the implications of humans breeding mutants as soldiers to fight godzilla with respect to what counts within the ethical scope of 'humanity': obliterated #monsterdon