YES GODDAMN IT the baby godzilla better be our god damned savior #monsterdon

THE UNCARING ANTAGONISM towards the baby godzilla "whats his name" is the new protagonist of the movie #monsterdon

i'm out of breath laughing at this fucking movie, this is one of the best #monsterdon movies i have ever seen

THANK YOU action hero stalin for this camera that will be the sole source of human knowledge to pass down after this alien extinction event #monsterdon

OPERATION: FINAL WAR #monsterdon

what in the whole entire world #monsterdon

this alien leader directs the global kaiju tournament gameshow section is the best setting you can ask for in gratuitous "just get to the monsters" fanservice #monsterdon

"this godzilla guy is one tough dude" is ACTUALLY DIALOGUE from the main antagonist #monsterdon

this old man knows everything about the history of godzilla but has no idea who this fucking baby godzilla thing is that's hanging around #monsterdon

bro you can get a mitochondria from fucking anything they are basically free #monsterdon

i have analyzed this movie from a film theoretical lens #monsterdon #MonsterdonAnalysis #MonsterdonFilmSchool

the extremely effective yet rarely used military doctrine "just fire mercilessly in a line with your unlimited energy weapons except if they stick their sword into concrete at which point the RoE become kung fu only" #monsterdon

opportunity to evaluate the implications of humans breeding mutants as soldiers to fight godzilla with respect to what counts within the ethical scope of 'humanity': obliterated #monsterdon

where is the baby godzilla in all this! did they evolve for nothign! #monsterdon

15 minutes remaining, so that means we have time for 2 more final bosses, mothra involvement, a whole movie of orthogonal sideplot, and baby godzilla saving the day at the end #monsterdon

why is the goddamn secretary general of the UN involved in any of this #monsterdon

you motherfuckers are flying around in a literal Dr. robotnik drill ship of course the spirits of the earth are going to think it is evil #monsterdon

YES! adopt! me! daddy!!!!!! #monsterdon

the 4 ft tall kid is in no way hindering your shot at the 100 story godzilla!!! #monsterdon