i did come in 5 minutes late but are we intended to understand why the women are here #monsterdon

i am not sure that we have confirmed the involvement of the bog at all. couple 1 hit a log, but the monster was clearly coming from the sky according to the camera angle. the bog could be getting framed for all this #monsterdon

what on earth???? was that the monster????? #monsterdon

wallace fry off camera intro is top tier filmmaking #monsterdon

was that THREE competing gun dealers in the single gun store? #monsterdon

crackly audio really working with this old medium lady #monsterdon

what the fuck is going on #monsterdon

who was that scene for???? #monsterdon

when i started this movie i thought we would have these two guys killed off by the bog in the opening scene. now that they are the protagonists i am entirely perplexed by why they spent the entire time while the wives were still alive making us hate them #monsterdon

man if there is one known resident at a haunted lake and it is an 'old hag' adriana you should probably start your investigation by going and asking what the old witch knows #monsterdon

you can feel the sexual tension absolutely boiling between these two barely alive doctor characters, i hope we get to see them fuck again for some reason #monsterdon

why does everyone talk like they just drank a quart of cough syrup at like 65% speed and intonation #monsterdon

"i'm just an old country sawbones, but here is my theory about a parallel evolutionary history that took place during the last glacial period at the thermal interface between the bottoms of the glaciers and the granite underneath..." #monsterdon

wHO ARE these GUYS #monsterdon

don't disturb the fucking glacial poke balls !! #monsterdon

UNDERWATER CROWS BEAK!? #monsterdon

everyone in the gun store being in unanimous agreement that they need to blow up the lake as an angry mob is the only thing that could save thsi movie #monsterdon

and by blood scent generator you mean a box fan next to a bucket of blood or something??? #monsterdon

a sheriff was given the line of dialogue "so you shall" #monsterdon