And so the forces of evil killed the hero and triumphed over the land! The end! Weird movie, but at least it's short. #Monsterdon

...Oh, he's alive. Dammit. #Monsterdon

Mm, toe jam unguent. #Monsterdon

Yeah, Freddie Jones is 100% too good for this film. #Monsterdon

"I'll find men on the way."

We'll make a stop at Accountemps. #Monsterdon

"Am I that man?"

Generally speaking if you have to ask, the answer is no >_> #Monsterdon

"Hi folks, I'm a mountain. Just wanna put in a good word for plate tectonics while the camera lingers on me. Thanks for stopping by!" #Monsterdon

Seriously though, the soundtrack sits front and center and shouts, "THIS IS EPIC GOD DAMN IT, ACKNOWLEDGE HOW EPIC THIS IS" #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Y'know I could just turn off my monitor and it'd be 100% legit epic, no notes

#Monsterdon

Seriously though, the soundtrack sits front and center and shouts, "THIS IS EPIC GOD DAMN IT, ACKNOWLEDGE HOW EPIC THIS IS" #Monsterdon

...Okay for a second there I thought we were gonna go for a third week in a row with a silicone prop nipple in our movie and I was gonna throw a fit. #Monsterdon

Oh, it's a lava cookie with a free prize inside. #Monsterdon

...Okay so the princess's half of the story is just gonna be A Clockwork Orange, huh? #Monsterdon

The movie: A glaive is a five-pointed magical ninja star

You: A glaive is a polearm

Me, a nerd: A glaive is a bouncy stick with a bug friend

#Monsterdon #MonsterHunter

Oh no, it's the funny companion #Monsterdon

That's what happens when you fail your Wild Magic check. #Monsterdon

...Ergo, huh. We're gonna see too much of him, get Ergo poisoning #Monsterdon

Our hero is being hounded by wandering trumpets. #Monsterdon

Aaaaaand there's a botched stealth check. #Monsterdon

"Is it foolish to fight for your home?"

I dunno, are we getting a lend-lease program? Are the sanctions still up? Do we get Starlink access? #Monsterdon