"Am I that man?"

Generally speaking if you have to ask, the answer is no >_> #Monsterdon

"Hi folks, I'm a mountain. Just wanna put in a good word for plate tectonics while the camera lingers on me. Thanks for stopping by!" #Monsterdon

Seriously though, the soundtrack sits front and center and shouts, "THIS IS EPIC GOD DAMN IT, ACKNOWLEDGE HOW EPIC THIS IS" #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Y'know I could just turn off my monitor and it'd be 100% legit epic, no notes

#Monsterdon

Seriously though, the soundtrack sits front and center and shouts, "THIS IS EPIC GOD DAMN IT, ACKNOWLEDGE HOW EPIC THIS IS" #Monsterdon

...Okay for a second there I thought we were gonna go for a third week in a row with a silicone prop nipple in our movie and I was gonna throw a fit. #Monsterdon

Oh, it's a lava cookie with a free prize inside. #Monsterdon

...Okay so the princess's half of the story is just gonna be A Clockwork Orange, huh? #Monsterdon

The movie: A glaive is a five-pointed magical ninja star

You: A glaive is a polearm

Me, a nerd: A glaive is a bouncy stick with a bug friend

#Monsterdon #MonsterHunter

Oh no, it's the funny companion #Monsterdon

That's what happens when you fail your Wild Magic check. #Monsterdon

...Ergo, huh. We're gonna see too much of him, get Ergo poisoning #Monsterdon

Our hero is being hounded by wandering trumpets. #Monsterdon

Aaaaaand there's a botched stealth check. #Monsterdon

"Is it foolish to fight for your home?"

I dunno, are we getting a lend-lease program? Are the sanctions still up? Do we get Starlink access? #Monsterdon

Oh, he's getting his hand stamped. He gets back in for free. #Monsterdon

Our wizard's kind of a liability here, huh. #Monsterdon

Good to see they're leaving the Redshirts behind. #Monsterdon

So what do you figure the under/over is on Muttonchop Gandalf there eating it before the end of the movie? #Monsterdon

"I'm Titch! I'll be your emotional crutch once my aged master dies and I'm forced to come with you! You'll probably die protecting me! :D" #Monsterdon