He's gotta go flap in circles around the motel sign for a couple hours. #Monsterdon

"I think I got slipped oregano again"

Yeah, I know how you feel. They told me this was a vampire movie. #Monsterdon

More gross '70s making out #Monsterdon

Doop a doop a doop, just a calm sheriff swagger, it's only murder, no need to rush, dee do dee... #Monsterdon

"You're just very sweaty, Johnny!" #Monsterdon

"It'll be fine after the treatments are over, I've been wrong about everything else so far so you can trust me." #Monsterdon

Typical husband, fakes a coma as soon as they start talking about kids. #Monsterdon

Sign: Hospital, Quiet!

Johnny, an asshole: TURNS ON THE SIREN #Monsterdon

This is Sgt. Ward, I'm here to harass a patient. #Monsterdon

Wow, that cop car handles like a sausage. He's getting out-driven by an AMBULANCE. #Monsterdon

Yeah, the sarge just kinda blows, huh. Like, he sucks. #Monsterdon

YAAAAAAAY HE'S DEAD THE MOVIE'S OVER! #Monsterdon

Oh *come on,* a car from the 1970s rolls over and DOESN'T explode? Unbelievable. #Monsterdon

Film's only like half over -_-; #Monsterdon

oh god

the hobo #Monsterdon

John.

Kill the hobo.

Move on.

END THE SCENE JOHNNY IT'LL BE WORTH THE 20 YEARS IN PRISON #Monsterdon

Hobo like, "Oh, sure, transformation, seen it all on the road." #Monsterdon

♫ I killed the hobo ♪

♪ But I did not kill the dep-u-ty ♫

#Monsterdon

He's one with the bats now, twisted and goofy. #Monsterdon

Chivalry isn't dead, it's just got a moustache that smells like shitty 50 cent cigars. #Monsterdon