This is Sgt. Ward, I'm here to harass a patient. #Monsterdon

Wow, that cop car handles like a sausage. He's getting out-driven by an AMBULANCE. #Monsterdon

Yeah, the sarge just kinda blows, huh. Like, he sucks. #Monsterdon

YAAAAAAAY HE'S DEAD THE MOVIE'S OVER! #Monsterdon

Oh *come on,* a car from the 1970s rolls over and DOESN'T explode? Unbelievable. #Monsterdon

Film's only like half over -_-; #Monsterdon

oh god

the hobo #Monsterdon

John.

Kill the hobo.

Move on.

END THE SCENE JOHNNY IT'LL BE WORTH THE 20 YEARS IN PRISON #Monsterdon

Hobo like, "Oh, sure, transformation, seen it all on the road." #Monsterdon

♫ I killed the hobo ♪

♪ But I did not kill the dep-u-ty ♫

#Monsterdon

He's one with the bats now, twisted and goofy. #Monsterdon

Chivalry isn't dead, it's just got a moustache that smells like shitty 50 cent cigars. #Monsterdon

FUCKING EW

FUCK OFF PIG

#Monsterdon

Remember when this was a vampire bat movie? #Monsterdon

He rushes into the cave, he rushes out of the cave, I think he just wanted to steal another car. #Monsterdon

Lots of greasy faces being put on women in this film #Monsterdon

Mmm, Koolaid #Monsterdon

"This is Johnny, Bat Boy extraordinaire, signing off. Let's... Be careful out there." #Monsterdon

A confession, you pork-based be-moustachiod rapist? #Monsterdon

"Hey Mrs. Beck, it's me, the guy who tried to sexually assault you earlier, can I come in?"

>_>

#Monsterdon