"Hello, this is Satan Services, do you have time to answer a survey about the haunting experience you've had so far this evening?" #Monsterdon

"Demons!? What kind!"

Grape, lemon-lime, and orange demons, of course. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND, WHAT AM I A ZOOLOGIST? #Monsterdon

"We went to sunday school!"

Great, we can subject the demons to an hourlong tirade about how the whole camel-through-the-eye-of-the-needle is just a metaphor. #Monsterdon

"Oh they need two sacrifices? Cool, we'll just go wait inside to have our throats slit." #Monsterdon

Those are some cut-rate biblical rites. Cut-rites? #Monsterdon

Welp, that's one. #Monsterdon

So imps are basically Goombas? #Monsterdon

"Read anything!"

Okay, well, there's this bit from Leviticus about not eating grasshoppers, that'll do. #Monsterdon

Oh, Holy Hand Grenade. Neat #Monsterdon

"It's gone! The last half hour of the film is nothin' but smooooth sailing!" #Monsterdon

C'mon Al, they're just demons in human flesh. #Monsterdon

Jump forward ten years and Terry's a priest. #Monsterdon

Oh, ketchup demons. Rude. #Monsterdon

Terry's got those rat teeth. #Monsterdon

Cheap '80s latticework will stop them! #Monsterdon

Man, the drywall repairs alone are gonna be *ruinous* #Monsterdon

I always knew cheap modern suburban construction was gonna be the end of all light and goodness in the world. #Monsterdon

Satan still kinda looks larval to me. #Monsterdon

See, this demon just looks confused. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe And who can blame him, after an interdimensional trip like that

#Monsterdon