"Read anything!"

Okay, well, there's this bit from Leviticus about not eating grasshoppers, that'll do. #Monsterdon

Oh, Holy Hand Grenade. Neat #Monsterdon

"It's gone! The last half hour of the film is nothin' but smooooth sailing!" #Monsterdon

C'mon Al, they're just demons in human flesh. #Monsterdon

Jump forward ten years and Terry's a priest. #Monsterdon

Oh, ketchup demons. Rude. #Monsterdon

Terry's got those rat teeth. #Monsterdon

Cheap '80s latticework will stop them! #Monsterdon

Man, the drywall repairs alone are gonna be *ruinous* #Monsterdon

I always knew cheap modern suburban construction was gonna be the end of all light and goodness in the world. #Monsterdon

Satan still kinda looks larval to me. #Monsterdon

See, this demon just looks confused. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe And who can blame him, after an interdimensional trip like that

#Monsterdon

See, this demon just looks confused. #Monsterdon

God's like, hey jerk, remember those moths you were trying to kill? #Monsterdon

Soundtrack like;

bowm bowm.

bowm bowm.

#Monsterdon

SATAN HATES D-CELL BATTERIES #Monsterdon

Again, demon looks more confused than anything else. #Monsterdon

GO PLAY OUTSIDE, KID #Monsterdon

I desperately need a gif of the kid being thrown out the front door #Monsterdon