TURN DOWN YOUR SLIMES

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#Monsterdon

New World Pictures, and their DEFINITELY not stolen from AT&T logo. #Monsterdon

"Something slimey down there!"

Something slimey in this movie, man. #Monsterdon

Oh my god! They hit the red food coloring pipeline! #Monsterdon

"Hi folks, we're the slugs. We'll be in the film from here on out. Enjoy!" #Monsterdon

So this guy's the slug? #Monsterdon

...Did we segue into Death Bed: The Bed that Eats? #Monsterdon

"You wanna boogie?"

Lady, you came dressed for Dirty Dancing and this is an episode of Thirtysomething. #Monsterdon

"You like?"

Well the porn dialogue is a bit of a turn-off #Monsterdon

The music says "It's a glorious morning here in Reagan's America! Let's go toss an addict out into the streets!" #Monsterdon

...I was wrong, it's unused Hill Street Blues music #Monsterdon

"Oh my god...!"

It's an anatomical skeleton covered in clay and jelly! #Monsterdon

This may be the gooey-est movie we've seen since Killer Klowns from Outer Space. #Monsterdon

This may be the gooey-est movie we've seen since Killer Klowns from Outer Space. #Monsterdon

I know when I make a movie I like to make sure the main characters loathe each other openly. #Monsterdon

Oh good, a proto-Karen. #Monsterdon

Chief if I were going into the sewers I'd be fully suited up, too. Stop bitching at everyone, Brady Dad. #Monsterdon

"And what exactly do YOU do, hm?"

I stand here showing immense levels of personal restraint around open manholes, ma'am. #Monsterdon

I've got five bucks says she drops the dog down the sewers. It feels like that kind of film. #Monsterdon

Huh, teens that actually look like teens. A rarity. #Monsterdon