The music says "It's a glorious morning here in Reagan's America! Let's go toss an addict out into the streets!" #Monsterdon

...I was wrong, it's unused Hill Street Blues music #Monsterdon

"Oh my god...!"

It's an anatomical skeleton covered in clay and jelly! #Monsterdon

This may be the gooey-est movie we've seen since Killer Klowns from Outer Space. #Monsterdon

This may be the gooey-est movie we've seen since Killer Klowns from Outer Space. #Monsterdon

I know when I make a movie I like to make sure the main characters loathe each other openly. #Monsterdon

Oh good, a proto-Karen. #Monsterdon

Chief if I were going into the sewers I'd be fully suited up, too. Stop bitching at everyone, Brady Dad. #Monsterdon

"And what exactly do YOU do, hm?"

I stand here showing immense levels of personal restraint around open manholes, ma'am. #Monsterdon

I've got five bucks says she drops the dog down the sewers. It feels like that kind of film. #Monsterdon

Huh, teens that actually look like teens. A rarity. #Monsterdon

And now the soundtrack's doing the burger jingle from Critters 2. #Monsterdon

ATTACK OF THE MULLETS (1988) #Monsterdon

"I don't care what they are!"

THEN WHY DID YOU ASK

IS ANYONE IN THIS MOVIE NOT A SHITHEAD? #Monsterdon

LETTUCE (1988) #Monsterdon

And once again we have a horror movie where people aren't killed by the titular animals, but rather by comical misadventure tangentally related to those animals.

COMMON HOUSEHOLD ACCIDENTS (1988)

#Monsterdon

Oh, an explosion! Thanks, movie! Thank you! Whew, imagine if that scene had kept going. Wow, what a mercy. #Monsterdon

And now, more weirdly horny main characters. #Monsterdon

"They were nice people!"

They were in THIS movie, they were not nice people. #Monsterdon

HA HA HA SLUG FANGS #Monsterdon