"I don't care what they are!"

THEN WHY DID YOU ASK

IS ANYONE IN THIS MOVIE NOT A SHITHEAD? #Monsterdon

LETTUCE (1988) #Monsterdon

And once again we have a horror movie where people aren't killed by the titular animals, but rather by comical misadventure tangentally related to those animals.

COMMON HOUSEHOLD ACCIDENTS (1988)

#Monsterdon

Oh, an explosion! Thanks, movie! Thank you! Whew, imagine if that scene had kept going. Wow, what a mercy. #Monsterdon

And now, more weirdly horny main characters. #Monsterdon

"They were nice people!"

They were in THIS movie, they were not nice people. #Monsterdon

HA HA HA SLUG FANGS #Monsterdon

"Hey yourself!"

And other hot pickup lines from Bob Saget. #Monsterdon

...Why'd she take her shirt off? #Monsterdon

Lettuce, cabbage, toy cars, talcum powder... #Monsterdon

"Why do you ask?"

Well I know I rushed here to ask you questions, but for some reason I'm not going to ask them right now and instead I'm going to end the scene so that we can move on to another SUPER GROADY sex scene. #Monsterdon

"I can't risk losing you."

That's the slug's job. #Monsterdon

This film never really finishes a scene, it just gets bored and starts a new one. #Monsterdon

Is *anyone* in this movie NOT fucking tonight? #Monsterdon

"Wonder what your old man would say?"

Probably "Ick." #Monsterdon

oh god he's going for the magic fingers routine ew ew ew #Monsterdon

HARDLY ANY ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM #Monsterdon

huh

hard to know which smash cut was more gross there

#Monsterdon

Whoops, he's leaking red tempera paint. #Monsterdon

Man, that actress is NOT getting paid enough for this. #Monsterdon