"Why do you ask?"

Well I know I rushed here to ask you questions, but for some reason I'm not going to ask them right now and instead I'm going to end the scene so that we can move on to another SUPER GROADY sex scene. #Monsterdon

"I can't risk losing you."

That's the slug's job. #Monsterdon

This film never really finishes a scene, it just gets bored and starts a new one. #Monsterdon

Is *anyone* in this movie NOT fucking tonight? #Monsterdon

"Wonder what your old man would say?"

Probably "Ick." #Monsterdon

oh god he's going for the magic fingers routine ew ew ew #Monsterdon

HARDLY ANY ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM #Monsterdon

huh

hard to know which smash cut was more gross there

#Monsterdon

Whoops, he's leaking red tempera paint. #Monsterdon

Man, that actress is NOT getting paid enough for this. #Monsterdon

EVERYONE IN THIS MOVIE NEEDS TO PUT THEIR SHIRTS ON #Monsterdon

And then a slug pops his eyeball out. #Monsterdon

Stop harassing the photographer, Sheriff Dickballs. #Monsterdon

Oh good, it's time for the YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME scene. This movie was built out of stereotypes. #Monsterdon

"Did a guy named John Foley call?"

No, he was too busy making cicada noises for that last scene. #Monsterdon

Look, can Bob Saget just get eaten from the inside out by slugs already? #Monsterdon

I've got ten bucks on 80's Guy exploding at lunch. #Monsterdon

JUST EXPLODE ALREADY #Monsterdon

FINALLY, jesus. Took you long enough. #Monsterdon

Wait, if there was a toxic waste dump here shouldn't this have been a black neighborhood? Usually redlining is more efficient than this. #Monsterdon