Oh good, it's time for the YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME scene. This movie was built out of stereotypes. #Monsterdon

"Did a guy named John Foley call?"

No, he was too busy making cicada noises for that last scene. #Monsterdon

Look, can Bob Saget just get eaten from the inside out by slugs already? #Monsterdon

I've got ten bucks on 80's Guy exploding at lunch. #Monsterdon

JUST EXPLODE ALREADY #Monsterdon

FINALLY, jesus. Took you long enough. #Monsterdon

Wait, if there was a toxic waste dump here shouldn't this have been a black neighborhood? Usually redlining is more efficient than this. #Monsterdon

Actually I'd pay good money for a horror movie about roller-skating slugs. #Monsterdon

Her-maff-ro-dittic #Monsterdon

HE'S GOTTA HURRY HOME! A SLUG'S MENACING HIS WIFE!

DRIVE FASTER, MAN, SLUGS CAN REACH SPEEDS OF UP TO THREE #Monsterdon

I hope the slugs eat every one of these people. #Monsterdon

Ha ha, I love how Edgy this script is. Doesn't make any damn sense but people sure do cuss every ten seconds! #Monsterdon

"Is this your idea of a joke? I'm Leslie Nielson, I do the jokes." #Monsterdon

"You ain't got the authority to declare happy birthday! Not in this town!"

I CRAP bigger than you! #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, in Leslie Nielson's personal toilet... #Monsterdon

Is this another one of those movies that were filmed in Italian then dubbed into English and subtitled back into Italian? #Monsterdon

My-name-is-mike-brady-and-i-am-the-county-health-inspector-i-talk-like-a-robot #Monsterdon

They finish signing and a slug bursts out of the pen. #Monsterdon

Mister Phillips is screwed. #Monsterdon

...So he walked into the bathroom and laid down on the floor so the slugs could eat him? #Monsterdon