Is *anyone* in this movie NOT fucking tonight? #Monsterdon

"Wonder what your old man would say?"

Probably "Ick." #Monsterdon

oh god he's going for the magic fingers routine ew ew ew #Monsterdon

HARDLY ANY ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM #Monsterdon

huh

hard to know which smash cut was more gross there

#Monsterdon

Whoops, he's leaking red tempera paint. #Monsterdon

Man, that actress is NOT getting paid enough for this. #Monsterdon

EVERYONE IN THIS MOVIE NEEDS TO PUT THEIR SHIRTS ON #Monsterdon

And then a slug pops his eyeball out. #Monsterdon

Stop harassing the photographer, Sheriff Dickballs. #Monsterdon

Oh good, it's time for the YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME scene. This movie was built out of stereotypes. #Monsterdon

"Did a guy named John Foley call?"

No, he was too busy making cicada noises for that last scene. #Monsterdon

Look, can Bob Saget just get eaten from the inside out by slugs already? #Monsterdon

I've got ten bucks on 80's Guy exploding at lunch. #Monsterdon

JUST EXPLODE ALREADY #Monsterdon

FINALLY, jesus. Took you long enough. #Monsterdon

Wait, if there was a toxic waste dump here shouldn't this have been a black neighborhood? Usually redlining is more efficient than this. #Monsterdon

Actually I'd pay good money for a horror movie about roller-skating slugs. #Monsterdon

Her-maff-ro-dittic #Monsterdon

HE'S GOTTA HURRY HOME! A SLUG'S MENACING HIS WIFE!

DRIVE FASTER, MAN, SLUGS CAN REACH SPEEDS OF UP TO THREE #Monsterdon