They finish signing and a slug bursts out of the pen. #Monsterdon

Mister Phillips is screwed. #Monsterdon

...So he walked into the bathroom and laid down on the floor so the slugs could eat him? #Monsterdon

"It could blow up the whole town? Let's DO IT!" #Monsterdon

"What halloween party?"

The one that happens at the climax of the movie! Y'know the one where dozens of teens die horribly! #Monsterdon

Everybody in this film eats slug salads for dinner. #Monsterdon

Whoops, well, there's a big ol' death flag for sewer guy. #Monsterdon

JUST DIE ALREADY #Monsterdon

"LIttle bit o' blue, some yellow, add some bitters, shaken not stirred..." #Monsterdon

...For some reason that yellow suit makes him look like Seinfeld. #Monsterdon

You know what would spice this film up? Trash. This movie needs a zombie punk chick. #Monsterdon

...Was this trip really necessary? #Monsterdon

"One more thing; I need you to kill us with arsenic. It'll end the film ten minutes early." #Monsterdon

Oh good, an attempted rape scene, I was wondering what this film was missing. -_-; #Monsterdon

Wow, they killed the girl who DIDN'T want to fuck. #Monsterdon

They pass the cast of C.H.U.D. coming the other direction down the pipe. #Monsterdon

HOLD UP

SLUGS CAN'T DRAG A BODY AWAY

FOUL

#Monsterdon

"Jeez, it's worse than I thought!"

Yeah that's like the third time they've re-used that shot, it's getting really bad. #Monsterdon

"Yeah Mike, I'm here."

I"m pretending to drive a car while talking! I've got a weird smirk because even *I* can tell this isn't working, but the director says keep going! #Monsterdon

Yeah this is absolutely how you get CHUDs. #Monsterdon