JUST DIE ALREADY #Monsterdon

"LIttle bit o' blue, some yellow, add some bitters, shaken not stirred..." #Monsterdon

...For some reason that yellow suit makes him look like Seinfeld. #Monsterdon

You know what would spice this film up? Trash. This movie needs a zombie punk chick. #Monsterdon

...Was this trip really necessary? #Monsterdon

"One more thing; I need you to kill us with arsenic. It'll end the film ten minutes early." #Monsterdon

Oh good, an attempted rape scene, I was wondering what this film was missing. -_-; #Monsterdon

Wow, they killed the girl who DIDN'T want to fuck. #Monsterdon

They pass the cast of C.H.U.D. coming the other direction down the pipe. #Monsterdon

HOLD UP

SLUGS CAN'T DRAG A BODY AWAY

FOUL

#Monsterdon

"Jeez, it's worse than I thought!"

Yeah that's like the third time they've re-used that shot, it's getting really bad. #Monsterdon

"Yeah Mike, I'm here."

I"m pretending to drive a car while talking! I've got a weird smirk because even *I* can tell this isn't working, but the director says keep going! #Monsterdon

Yeah this is absolutely how you get CHUDs. #Monsterdon

So one of them has to fall in the sludge, right? #Monsterdon

So in short order these two clowns have gotten lost, nearly electrocuted themselves, cut off their own exit, and now they're about to get arrested. #Monsterdon

CALLED IT! #Monsterdon

Look, between the slugs and the sewer water he's just gone, okay? Let him die with... Well, not DIGNITY, but... Just let him die. #Monsterdon

Hey, they actually did blow the town up! Thank god, I was worried the film wouldn't have a happy ending. #Monsterdon

Yeah, those random explosions were great #Monsterdon

Yeah, lady, wrap your lips around the face of Sewer Brady #Monsterdon