"One more thing; I need you to kill us with arsenic. It'll end the film ten minutes early." #Monsterdon

Oh good, an attempted rape scene, I was wondering what this film was missing. -_-; #Monsterdon

Wow, they killed the girl who DIDN'T want to fuck. #Monsterdon

They pass the cast of C.H.U.D. coming the other direction down the pipe. #Monsterdon

HOLD UP

SLUGS CAN'T DRAG A BODY AWAY

FOUL

#Monsterdon

"Jeez, it's worse than I thought!"

Yeah that's like the third time they've re-used that shot, it's getting really bad. #Monsterdon

"Yeah Mike, I'm here."

I"m pretending to drive a car while talking! I've got a weird smirk because even *I* can tell this isn't working, but the director says keep going! #Monsterdon

Yeah this is absolutely how you get CHUDs. #Monsterdon

So one of them has to fall in the sludge, right? #Monsterdon

So in short order these two clowns have gotten lost, nearly electrocuted themselves, cut off their own exit, and now they're about to get arrested. #Monsterdon

CALLED IT! #Monsterdon

Look, between the slugs and the sewer water he's just gone, okay? Let him die with... Well, not DIGNITY, but... Just let him die. #Monsterdon

Hey, they actually did blow the town up! Thank god, I was worried the film wouldn't have a happy ending. #Monsterdon

Yeah, those random explosions were great #Monsterdon

Yeah, lady, wrap your lips around the face of Sewer Brady #Monsterdon

Are... Are they grilling the last slug there? #Monsterdon

And we close on a shot of a lone slug, as if to suggest... Hey, here's a slug. #Monsterdon

And everyone died happily ever after. The end!

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

@CactuarJoe I'm going to steal this toot for the end of my WIP because I'm sure I can't come up with anything better