Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to thank you for flying air #Monsterdon we will be taking off in roughly ten minutes and I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you to set up a hashtag filter if you'd like to avoid our festivities tonight.

If you're joining in now's a good time to get the movie cued up and get your snacks ready as we WILL be lifting off very shortly here. Thank you again for joining us tonight and we hope you have a great flight.

Listen, I've seen tonight's film before but I guarantee that's not gonna prevent me from screaming with incredulity at several points this evening. It's that bad of a film. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I'm right there with you. I didn't think I'd be able to sit through this thing again. Yet here I am.

Listen, I've seen tonight's film before but I guarantee that's not gonna prevent me from screaming with incredulity at several points this evening. It's that bad of a film. #Monsterdon

TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

And we open with the Beach That Makes You Old. #Monsterdon

BEYOND ATLANTIS

"Shit, we gotta go back." #Monsterdon

Not so much a catamaran as a Can't-amaran. #Monsterdon

She's very confused by the opening credits. Which, hey, fair. #Monsterdon

And now, the reason this film was made. #Monsterdon

Beard's pretty spirit gummy. #Monsterdon

Pretty good shot for a man with ping-pong balls over his eyes. #Monsterdon

Scene Two: Camera pans onto a pimp. ENGAGE THE CLASSY MUSIC #Monsterdon

Oh great, we found Eddie Deezen. Again. #Monsterdon

"HE'S DEAD"

Yeah no shit, I got that far >_> #Monsterdon

Man don't get buddy-buddy with the pimp, that's not gonna end well. #Monsterdon

For completeness's sake, they put a ping-pong ball on his head, too. #Monsterdon

HARDLY ANY ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM #Monsterdon

"We don't need him!"

Nobody needs YOU man but here you are. #Monsterdon

Aaaaand the pimp giggles like a clown #Monsterdon