...Wait, so Altarians were featured on It Conquered the World

#Monsterdon

"I've come here every day for two decades."

And yet, I still cannot build an Interocitor. #Monsterdon

See, the thing about expository lore-building is you have to have something actually interesting to talk about. A lot of movies fall flat simply because they don't have anything worth talking about. #Monsterdon

Oh, so the Krell died when they exploded into orange Tang. #Monsterdon

WELCOME

TO THE MAGRATHEAN FACTORY FLOOR #Monsterdon

And here's where we power the Death Star's shields from... Ignore Alec Guiness in the robe there. #Monsterdon

And here's where we store the neon honeycomb... #Monsterdon

Oo, laser fence, nice #Monsterdon

Cook's about to get men killed for booze. #Monsterdon

Rob, don't take to the camera, it's unprofessional. #Monsterdon

Wait, NOW it leaves footprints?? #Monsterdon

Oh, Morbius has judged mankind and found it wanting. Well, fine, we'll just abandon the greatest scientific inventory ever found because Doctor Beardy doesn't like how popular rap music is. #Monsterdon

"It's started again."

Yep, people have started contracting Exploding Torso Disease again. I told them the pandemic wasn't over. #Monsterdon

Well, the Waffle Guns are active and ready. Bring on the Maple Syrup Men. #Monsterdon

OH NICE #Monsterdon

Now THAT'S a monster #Monsterdon

DODGE ROLL, YOU IDIOTS, DODGE THE CLAW STRIKES AND PUNISH THE TAIL SWEEP, have you people never seen a Rathalos before!? #Monsterdon

Oh, *electron* volts. #Monsterdon

...Wait, was that "gilt-edged" or "guilt-edged"? #Monsterdon

...Darling? DARLING???

OH, oh wait, hold up, sorry. This is their third scene together. Never mind. They're in love now. Carry on. #Monsterdon