Wait, NOW it leaves footprints?? #Monsterdon

Oh, Morbius has judged mankind and found it wanting. Well, fine, we'll just abandon the greatest scientific inventory ever found because Doctor Beardy doesn't like how popular rap music is. #Monsterdon

"It's started again."

Yep, people have started contracting Exploding Torso Disease again. I told them the pandemic wasn't over. #Monsterdon

Well, the Waffle Guns are active and ready. Bring on the Maple Syrup Men. #Monsterdon

OH NICE #Monsterdon

Now THAT'S a monster #Monsterdon

DODGE ROLL, YOU IDIOTS, DODGE THE CLAW STRIKES AND PUNISH THE TAIL SWEEP, have you people never seen a Rathalos before!? #Monsterdon

Oh, *electron* volts. #Monsterdon

...Wait, was that "gilt-edged" or "guilt-edged"? #Monsterdon

...Darling? DARLING???

OH, oh wait, hold up, sorry. This is their third scene together. Never mind. They're in love now. Carry on. #Monsterdon

Hey, I played bass for Monsters From the Id in college. #Monsterdon

HOW ROMANTIC! The fool, the meddling idiot! And other things said by people who DEFINITELY aren't villains! #Monsterdon

Morbius, Morbius, you've been Morbin' in your sleep, doctor #Monsterdon

"She's joined herself to me, body and soul!"

Three scenes, Morbius! We're inseparable now! #Monsterdon

Oh he's Morbin' now. #Monsterdon

"We're all monsters in our subconscious, so we have laws and religion!"

Ooooo, man, I cannot tell you how those things do not help :x #Monsterdon

Mm, Jiffy Pop door #Monsterdon

Oh man, that's a great effect with the monster punching through the door #Monsterdon

Ooo, has Morbius finally accepted his shadow self? Get him an Evoker, see if he's got a Persona! #Monsterdon

C'mon over here, honey, let's watch your home blow up. How romantic. #Monsterdon