"It's started again."

Yep, people have started contracting Exploding Torso Disease again. I told them the pandemic wasn't over. #Monsterdon

Well, the Waffle Guns are active and ready. Bring on the Maple Syrup Men. #Monsterdon

OH NICE #Monsterdon

Now THAT'S a monster #Monsterdon

DODGE ROLL, YOU IDIOTS, DODGE THE CLAW STRIKES AND PUNISH THE TAIL SWEEP, have you people never seen a Rathalos before!? #Monsterdon

Oh, *electron* volts. #Monsterdon

...Wait, was that "gilt-edged" or "guilt-edged"? #Monsterdon

...Darling? DARLING???

OH, oh wait, hold up, sorry. This is their third scene together. Never mind. They're in love now. Carry on. #Monsterdon

Hey, I played bass for Monsters From the Id in college. #Monsterdon

HOW ROMANTIC! The fool, the meddling idiot! And other things said by people who DEFINITELY aren't villains! #Monsterdon

Morbius, Morbius, you've been Morbin' in your sleep, doctor #Monsterdon

"She's joined herself to me, body and soul!"

Three scenes, Morbius! We're inseparable now! #Monsterdon

Oh he's Morbin' now. #Monsterdon

"We're all monsters in our subconscious, so we have laws and religion!"

Ooooo, man, I cannot tell you how those things do not help :x #Monsterdon

Mm, Jiffy Pop door #Monsterdon

Oh man, that's a great effect with the monster punching through the door #Monsterdon

Ooo, has Morbius finally accepted his shadow self? Get him an Evoker, see if he's got a Persona! #Monsterdon

C'mon over here, honey, let's watch your home blow up. How romantic. #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, as though a million souls cried out at once and then were silenced. Lunch? #Monsterdon

The end! Yeah, so nobody in the 50s knew how to write a believable romance, huh? #Monsterdon