...Wait, so this movie is set in the X-Men universe? #Monsterdon

Wow, using actual godzilla footage. Huh.

OH DANG also actual nuclear test footage huh #Monsterdon

"Instead of killing each other, humankind came together to kill monsters." #Monsterdon

"Here's a look back at our boy's greatest hits." #Monsterdon

These credits are giving me the most epic of all seizures >_> #Monsterdon

ha ha ha wow that is some DEEPLY early 2000s CG #Monsterdon

I half expected Shadow the Hedgehog under that helmet. #Monsterdon

Man, we're not even getting a cooldown before the next edgy techno fight scene. #Monsterdon

So which one of these guys is Kamen Rider? #Monsterdon

Then what is it, sir~ #Monsterdon

"Your trouble is you're too soft!"

Soft, well-moisturized and kissable! Now don't let me catch you not killing me again! #Monsterdon

Oh god, they're gonna do the slap-slap-kiss-kiss thing #Monsterdon

Nice Soul Hackers OST theme in the background, tho #Monsterdon

"We examined its outer envelope, and found-"

Late bills, this cyborg monster was six months behind on its credit card. #Monsterdon

So fifth base is mashing DNA together? #Monsterdon

You can tell he's an important politician because his suit is made of the very finest aluminum foil. #Monsterdon

EEEEEY MOTHRA MUNCHKINS #Monsterdon

Twins like, "You gotta decide not to be a dick, man." #Monsterdon

Twins like, "You gotta decide not to be a dick, man." #Monsterdon

"Take this talisman. We've been getting into wire-wrapped jewelry lately." #Monsterdon