Then what is it, sir~ #Monsterdon

"Your trouble is you're too soft!"

Soft, well-moisturized and kissable! Now don't let me catch you not killing me again! #Monsterdon

Oh god, they're gonna do the slap-slap-kiss-kiss thing #Monsterdon

Nice Soul Hackers OST theme in the background, tho #Monsterdon

"We examined its outer envelope, and found-"

Late bills, this cyborg monster was six months behind on its credit card. #Monsterdon

So fifth base is mashing DNA together? #Monsterdon

You can tell he's an important politician because his suit is made of the very finest aluminum foil. #Monsterdon

EEEEEY MOTHRA MUNCHKINS #Monsterdon

Twins like, "You gotta decide not to be a dick, man." #Monsterdon

Twins like, "You gotta decide not to be a dick, man." #Monsterdon

"Take this talisman. We've been getting into wire-wrapped jewelry lately." #Monsterdon

GET DOWN MISTER PRESI-oops #Monsterdon

...Sound effects by Hanna-barbara, okay. #Monsterdon

A SECOND KAIJU HAS HIT-- oh, they're gone already, never mind #Monsterdon

Oh hey, it's budget American Godzilla! #Monsterdon

It's at times like these that the inner Tokyo citizen in all of us comes out. #Monsterdon

This feels like four or five different Godzilla movies all smashed together. #Monsterdon

...shit, we've hit baby godzilla. #Monsterdon

Honestly I'm kind of shocked they're still using tanks in the Post-Godzilla Mutant Future. #Monsterdon

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH CLICK WHOOSH oh the monster walked away while we were posing cool. #Monsterdon