How come the captain speaks with the same cadence as Rowsdower? #Monsterdon

Yes, thank you, we understand the concept of livestock. #Monsterdon

Oh, nice. Mewtwo. #Monsterdon

I think after this film they had to stop making Godzilla films just because nobody could think of anything else to do that Final Wars didn't at least try. #Monsterdon

So did I hear that right, the aliens are looking to steal our precious bodily fluids? #Monsterdon

"You're a ubermensch, dude"

hoo boy 9_9 #Monsterdon

So when does he grow a tail? #Monsterdon

Apparently evolved mutants get +1 on slap attacks. #Monsterdon

Stabbed with a moth knife, that's gonna leave a mark. #Monsterdon

We get it, you saw The Matrix. #Monsterdon

Temu Stalin, least believable Matrix man ever #Monsterdon

Oh come on, a slapfight? *Seriously*? Embarrassing. #Monsterdon

I'm sorry, I don't believe ANY of this. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe i haven't believed anything for like an hour and a half. #monsterdon

They are hiding behind ONE PILLAR

MOVE A FOOT TO YOUR LEFT

OR RIGHT

AND KILL THEM

#Monsterdon

"We accept your noble offer of fisticuffs, sir! Haveatchu!"

oh *come on*

#Monsterdon

Some *very* early 2000s sexism on display here. #Monsterdon

WE GET IT

YOU SAW THE MATRIX #Monsterdon

Also the last twenty minutes of The Temple of Doom, that was unexpected. #Monsterdon

As we all know, martial arts at its highest level is all about rotating in midair. #Monsterdon