That's... Not at *all* what happened old man. #Monsterdon

"What was the point of it all?"

Well, you got that red leather jacket. That's nifty. #Monsterdon

"It's my mission."

I'm a flat character, this is an action movie and doesn't give two shits about motivations or character development. C'mon, it's about time for another explosion. #Monsterdon

You think we'll get a rocket-powered drop kick out of Godzilla this time? #Monsterdon

Aaaand it's a line drive, just foul, good souvenir for some fan... #Monsterdon

Love the shot of Godzilla in front of Fuji. Like, Fuck Yeah Japan. #Monsterdon

I have never seen a film so deadly earnest be so *absolutely hilarious.* #Monsterdon

"There's a way to destroy the Xillian ship, a small thermal exhaust port below the main.." #Monsterdon

Kirby Superstar did it better. #Monsterdon

Mothra you're kinda late. #Monsterdon

Alien leader just lost the same boss fight for the tenth time, he's running out of quarters. #Monsterdon

How come the captain speaks with the same cadence as Rowsdower? #Monsterdon

Yes, thank you, we understand the concept of livestock. #Monsterdon

Oh, nice. Mewtwo. #Monsterdon

I think after this film they had to stop making Godzilla films just because nobody could think of anything else to do that Final Wars didn't at least try. #Monsterdon

So did I hear that right, the aliens are looking to steal our precious bodily fluids? #Monsterdon

"You're a ubermensch, dude"

hoo boy 9_9 #Monsterdon

So when does he grow a tail? #Monsterdon

Apparently evolved mutants get +1 on slap attacks. #Monsterdon

Stabbed with a moth knife, that's gonna leave a mark. #Monsterdon