Oh, Zeus is into golden showers, huh #Monsterdon

HOLD YOUR BREATH, LAWRENCE

WE GOT THE ALLIGATOR CAGES THIS TIME, NO WORRIES #Monsterdon

Zeus, first holder of the Death Note. #Monsterdon

And we have monster nipple! Good job. #Monsterdon

Yeah, I know what you mean, I never liked the tide pool at the water park either. #Monsterdon

Zeus: Murder's wrong.

Also Zeus: Lol watch me drown this city, it's hilarious

#Monsterdon

Non-claymation nipples, hey #Monsterdon

"Perseus, grown into a young man."

It's a collector's model. #Monsterdon

See, this kind of backstabbing and politicking is why it's important to have democratically elected gods. #Monsterdon

Perseus, wake up! Your blow-wave is in danger! #Monsterdon

"Oh man, I had two drinks and I wake up in a city MILES away... Last time I go to a satyr party -_-;" #Monsterdon

Kitty! I knew this was a great movie. #Monsterdon

"You see, after I was born, my mother and I-"

"I know all about it! Shut up with the exposition!" #Monsterdon

"It was my mother's last wish that I restore her home."

Yeah, mom asks me to take the trash out a lot too. #Monsterdon

That's his sword?

...Well, size isn't everything. #Monsterdon

A cuttlefish?

Dream of the thunder god's wife :x #Monsterdon

Yeah, see you can tell Perseus is a nepo baby because he gets all the 5-star equipment on his first roll -_- #Monsterdon

Yeah, that sword slices through solid molded styrofoam #Monsterdon

Zeus fading in and out, bad sound, can't really see him... Old people *never* understand how to use Zoom -_-; #Monsterdon

"The gods are truly remarkable."

Actually they've been kinda dicks so far. #Monsterdon