See, this kind of backstabbing and politicking is why it's important to have democratically elected gods. #Monsterdon

Perseus, wake up! Your blow-wave is in danger! #Monsterdon

"Oh man, I had two drinks and I wake up in a city MILES away... Last time I go to a satyr party -_-;" #Monsterdon

Kitty! I knew this was a great movie. #Monsterdon

"You see, after I was born, my mother and I-"

"I know all about it! Shut up with the exposition!" #Monsterdon

"It was my mother's last wish that I restore her home."

Yeah, mom asks me to take the trash out a lot too. #Monsterdon

That's his sword?

...Well, size isn't everything. #Monsterdon

A cuttlefish?

Dream of the thunder god's wife :x #Monsterdon

Yeah, see you can tell Perseus is a nepo baby because he gets all the 5-star equipment on his first roll -_- #Monsterdon

Yeah, that sword slices through solid molded styrofoam #Monsterdon

Zeus fading in and out, bad sound, can't really see him... Old people *never* understand how to use Zoom -_-; #Monsterdon

"The gods are truly remarkable."

Actually they've been kinda dicks so far. #Monsterdon

A Llamasu! And one for you #Monsterdon

Yeah, first day in Ankh-Morpork is always a little confusing. You get used to the smell. #Monsterdon

"These are strange times, my friend."

Yeah yeah, thanks Gandalf. #Monsterdon

Dude had quite an extensive dialogue tree. #Monsterdon

Perseus, I know you're Zeus's kid but NORMAL PEOPLE do NOT just waltz into lady's bedrooms #Monsterdon

Oh hey, it's the Giant Claw! I'm so glad he got work after the first movie. #Monsterdon

I could watch this vulture all day #Monsterdon

It's nice Perseus has his own Obi Wan here. I think more heroes should be guided by elder gay playwrights. #Monsterdon