It is now ten minutes until #Monsterdon! Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. And get the movie cued up. Everyone else, set up a hashtag filter.

️ TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS ️

(where eye-plicable)

#Monsterdon

BETTE DAVIS, NOOOOOOOOOO #Monsterdon

...Okay, we get it. Eyeball. Can we move on now? #Monsterdon

Man, hypnotoad last week and hypno Z. Arkoff this week. #Monsterdon

Diana Van Der Vlis, that's Dutch for, "of the Vlis." #Monsterdon

Holy eyebags, chief #Monsterdon

...This is gonna be another one of those "you only use 10% of your brain" bullshit fests isn't it 9_9 #Monsterdon

"That's light"

Tastes great, less filling. #Monsterdon

Men in these movies are always accusing women of having a temper for saying things like, "Stop treating me like a child"

They should just skip to hitting the man and put that accusation to actual use. #Monsterdon

"My god, you've trained a monkey to flip all three switches! You madman!" #Monsterdon

"What did he see?"

He saw he was in a Roger Corman movie and died of embarrassment. #Monsterdon

"After tonight's work you can call me Diane"

Yeah there's nothing more intimate than killing a monkey. #Monsterdon

"I'll bring them much more than a report."

Dunkin' Donuts, here we come! #Monsterdon

"Sam, I NEED YOU"

"When do you wanna do it?"

"Right now!"

Me:

#Monsterdon

He's gone Plaid! #Monsterdon

Sam, I've invented a tailor's DREAM! #Monsterdon

Always with the penetration in these movies 9_9 #Monsterdon

Oh hey, it's that guy. He played a lewd Colonel on M*A*S*H*. #Monsterdon

She's full of bubble wrap. #Monsterdon