Diana Van Der Vlis, that's Dutch for, "of the Vlis." #Monsterdon

Holy eyebags, chief #Monsterdon

...This is gonna be another one of those "you only use 10% of your brain" bullshit fests isn't it 9_9 #Monsterdon

"That's light"

Tastes great, less filling. #Monsterdon

Men in these movies are always accusing women of having a temper for saying things like, "Stop treating me like a child"

They should just skip to hitting the man and put that accusation to actual use. #Monsterdon

"My god, you've trained a monkey to flip all three switches! You madman!" #Monsterdon

"What did he see?"

He saw he was in a Roger Corman movie and died of embarrassment. #Monsterdon

"After tonight's work you can call me Diane"

Yeah there's nothing more intimate than killing a monkey. #Monsterdon

"I'll bring them much more than a report."

Dunkin' Donuts, here we come! #Monsterdon

"Sam, I NEED YOU"

"When do you wanna do it?"

"Right now!"

Me:

#Monsterdon

He's gone Plaid! #Monsterdon

Sam, I've invented a tailor's DREAM! #Monsterdon

Always with the penetration in these movies 9_9 #Monsterdon

Oh hey, it's that guy. He played a lewd Colonel on M*A*S*H*. #Monsterdon

She's full of bubble wrap. #Monsterdon

Sorry kid, your surgeons are too busy fighting over their bruised egos to think about you. Enjoy the free coffin! #Monsterdon

Aw yeah, do the slipped rotator cuff! #Monsterdon

Yep, this is a film that's fully Cormanized. #Monsterdon

"You know, you're quite lovely."

I'm committing sexual assault just being in the same room with you #Monsterdon

...On the other hand, he does have to see the ancient doctor over there nude, so it's a tradeoff. #Monsterdon