AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP #Monsterdon

"If I put my arm around you, would you stick me with that thing?"

I mean, if that's what you're into, sure. #Monsterdon

...Flight of the Valkyries. Okay. Very serious directorial vision there, mister King. #Monsterdon

He's doing the quiet southern man menacing whisper. Pretty soon he'll start talking about throwing 'em to the crocodiles. #Monsterdon

I still don't know why Capitalist Pig is still alive, man bitching about money and control that much in a survival situation is sucking around for some friendly gunfire. #Monsterdon

Kid, tell me you are not going to try and Solid Snake this thing. #Monsterdon

eeeeeeeuck #Monsterdon

No problem? Use your head, boy, you're gonna fuck yourself to dehydration in less than forty-eight hours! #Monsterdon

Okay so there's no cars on the island. Are there walkmans? Lawnmowers? Electric knives? #Monsterdon

Is the Magic Comet Techno Juju triggered by anger towards tech? Every time someone yells at a piece of technology it blows up or turns off. #Monsterdon

...Why do the trucks need headlights? #Monsterdon

Ooo, he's a *fuckhead* well I'm sure he's just devastated mister estivez #Monsterdon

The FLASHLIGHT isn't sentient and homicidal? #Monsterdon

You guys didn't rehearse these lines, did you? ^^;; #Monsterdon

Oh thank god, he's dead. Whew, I was worried there for a minute. #Monsterdon

"We went out to save a filthy Christian evangelical and came back with a clean-cut American kid. You're welcome, honey." #Monsterdon

"Is my dad okay?"

#Monsterdon

Do none of you people understand the concept of a SHOULDER-FIRED rocket? #Monsterdon

Whaaat, you mean the capitalist pig has no TACT??? Who'd have thunk it? #Monsterdon

That's the best slap you've got, girl? Put some English on it! Get a windup for chrissakes, you're slapping the least likeable man in a KING plot! #Monsterdon