eeeeeeeuck #Monsterdon

No problem? Use your head, boy, you're gonna fuck yourself to dehydration in less than forty-eight hours! #Monsterdon

Okay so there's no cars on the island. Are there walkmans? Lawnmowers? Electric knives? #Monsterdon

Is the Magic Comet Techno Juju triggered by anger towards tech? Every time someone yells at a piece of technology it blows up or turns off. #Monsterdon

...Why do the trucks need headlights? #Monsterdon

Ooo, he's a *fuckhead* well I'm sure he's just devastated mister estivez #Monsterdon

The FLASHLIGHT isn't sentient and homicidal? #Monsterdon

You guys didn't rehearse these lines, did you? ^^;; #Monsterdon

Oh thank god, he's dead. Whew, I was worried there for a minute. #Monsterdon

"We went out to save a filthy Christian evangelical and came back with a clean-cut American kid. You're welcome, honey." #Monsterdon

"Is my dad okay?"

#Monsterdon

Do none of you people understand the concept of a SHOULDER-FIRED rocket? #Monsterdon

Whaaat, you mean the capitalist pig has no TACT??? Who'd have thunk it? #Monsterdon

That's the best slap you've got, girl? Put some English on it! Get a windup for chrissakes, you're slapping the least likeable man in a KING plot! #Monsterdon

KILLDOZER! Wow, this is an all-star mechanical cast! #Monsterdon

Is that a... Rail hand cart with a machine gun on it? #Monsterdon

FINALLY the capitalist pig bites it! God, that took way too long. #Monsterdon

FINALLY the capitalist pig bites it! God, that took way too long. #Monsterdon

"You killed my boss!"

You're welcome. #Monsterdon

...Honey, that thing's empty. #Monsterdon