"You killed my boss!"

You're welcome. #Monsterdon

...Honey, that thing's empty. #Monsterdon

Okay apparently it's not. For some reason? #Monsterdon

Oh great, R2D2. #Monsterdon

So between here and wherever they're going the trucks have a line of gas stations with enslaved trucks top jockeys? #Monsterdon

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS

IT TOLLS FOR DIXIE #Monsterdon

Truck, or angry cat at feeding time? #Monsterdon

He gets delusional and writes sci fi premises. #Monsterdon

I still don't understand how the guns aren't sentient at this stage. #Monsterdon

...JESUS is coming? Or, like, Truck Jesus? #Monsterdon

Actually given the donkey thing, I think Truck Jesus would probably be a Ford Focus with a bad muffler. #Monsterdon

...Was your dad killed by a hamburger speaker? #Monsterdon

Ignominious end to the best monster they had, quite frankly. The ice cream truck was way more menacing than the green goblin truck. #Monsterdon

Yeah, they had to bring the green goblin back just to blow it up, I guess. Kinda lame, it wasn't even the main villain. The platform truck got more kills. #Monsterdon

WHAT THE FU--

That text postscript makes no sense.

The NUCLEAR SATELLITE didn't go rogue? The nuclear satellite FROM THE GODDAMN USSR didn't go rogue!? Those things go rogue WITHOUT aliens! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe they saved that for Space Cowboys

"Btw Russian nukes saved the day"

BY FAR the least believable thing TO EVER HAPPEN OFF CAMERA #Monsterdon

"Any similarity to actual events... would be really sad" #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe the nuclear satellite, because he had been entrusted with greater responsibility than the truck carrying toys, came to a deeper understanding of his own responsibility to others. perhaps if the toy truck had been trusted more, it too could have made better decisions. i have not seen this movie

Lookin' for the Maximum Overdrive reboot set in the near-future where everyone uses self-driving cars that get taken over by a Grok-lookalike. Halfway through the movie we get an extended glimpse of an Elon Musk lookalike strangled by his own seatbelt. #Monsterdon