"We went out to save a filthy Christian evangelical and came back with a clean-cut American kid. You're welcome, honey." #Monsterdon

"Is my dad okay?"

#Monsterdon

Do none of you people understand the concept of a SHOULDER-FIRED rocket? #Monsterdon

Whaaat, you mean the capitalist pig has no TACT??? Who'd have thunk it? #Monsterdon

That's the best slap you've got, girl? Put some English on it! Get a windup for chrissakes, you're slapping the least likeable man in a KING plot! #Monsterdon

KILLDOZER! Wow, this is an all-star mechanical cast! #Monsterdon

Is that a... Rail hand cart with a machine gun on it? #Monsterdon

FINALLY the capitalist pig bites it! God, that took way too long. #Monsterdon

FINALLY the capitalist pig bites it! God, that took way too long. #Monsterdon

"You killed my boss!"

You're welcome. #Monsterdon

...Honey, that thing's empty. #Monsterdon

Okay apparently it's not. For some reason? #Monsterdon

Oh great, R2D2. #Monsterdon

So between here and wherever they're going the trucks have a line of gas stations with enslaved trucks top jockeys? #Monsterdon

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS

IT TOLLS FOR DIXIE #Monsterdon

Truck, or angry cat at feeding time? #Monsterdon

He gets delusional and writes sci fi premises. #Monsterdon

I still don't understand how the guns aren't sentient at this stage. #Monsterdon

...JESUS is coming? Or, like, Truck Jesus? #Monsterdon

Actually given the donkey thing, I think Truck Jesus would probably be a Ford Focus with a bad muffler. #Monsterdon