Shoutout to the dude who speared him in the groin, tho, you'd think that'd be his weak point. #Monsterdon

The count is dead! Bring in the peppermint schnapps! #Monsterdon

Wow, gettin' gleeful about this vampire murder. #Monsterdon

Destroy the castle! Whip the rocks from the foundation! Make sure you don't look in the extremely obvious cellar, men, the vampire needs to come back in the third act! #Monsterdon

Woof, that text is FUSCHIA #Monsterdon

Credits being haunted by a pissed-off Vulcan. #Monsterdon

BRING OUT YER DEEEEEAD

BRING OUT YER DEEEEEAD #Monsterdon

...Oh, it IS a plague cart, never mind >_> #Monsterdon

"Vampires are only a legend! Now I'll just sit back and wait for my entirely deserved ironic death!" #Monsterdon

"If they got in, I can get out."

Yeah I wouldn't want to stick around for that corny tourist trap either. #Monsterdon

"There's the roadblock!"

More of a forestblock, but sure #Monsterdon

Horse like, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, PUNKASS" #Monsterdon

oh god a chimp

Please please do not turn into a funny chimp movie #Monsterdon

Oh that burger is high as a kite. #Monsterdon

It

...what the fuck? #Monsterdon

Guys there are kids in the audience. #Monsterdon

Sure, but will it play in Shtetl? #Monsterdon

"I love her too"

I-I wasn't staring at the tiger lady, I don't know what you mean! #Monsterdon

...Frodo? #Monsterdon

"Ladies and gentlemen, the performance is over."

And now, lunch! #Monsterdon