Destroy the castle! Whip the rocks from the foundation! Make sure you don't look in the extremely obvious cellar, men, the vampire needs to come back in the third act! #Monsterdon

Woof, that text is FUSCHIA #Monsterdon

Credits being haunted by a pissed-off Vulcan. #Monsterdon

BRING OUT YER DEEEEEAD

BRING OUT YER DEEEEEAD #Monsterdon

...Oh, it IS a plague cart, never mind >_> #Monsterdon

"Vampires are only a legend! Now I'll just sit back and wait for my entirely deserved ironic death!" #Monsterdon

"If they got in, I can get out."

Yeah I wouldn't want to stick around for that corny tourist trap either. #Monsterdon

"There's the roadblock!"

More of a forestblock, but sure #Monsterdon

Horse like, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, PUNKASS" #Monsterdon

oh god a chimp

Please please do not turn into a funny chimp movie #Monsterdon

Oh that burger is high as a kite. #Monsterdon

It

...what the fuck? #Monsterdon

Guys there are kids in the audience. #Monsterdon

Sure, but will it play in Shtetl? #Monsterdon

"I love her too"

I-I wasn't staring at the tiger lady, I don't know what you mean! #Monsterdon

...Frodo? #Monsterdon

"Ladies and gentlemen, the performance is over."

And now, lunch! #Monsterdon

*smooch* Eew, Fancy Feast breath #Monsterdon

Hitting a high Tits-Per-Second count here #Monsterdon

That's why you give your panthers a safe word, folks. #Monsterdon