"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite."

"That is not my dog." #monsterdon

Mean to puppy #monsterdon

*Looney Tunes closing music plays* #monsterdon

"Hey miss, will we die?"

Well, I'm over twenty five, so *I* should be fine. You're a kid, tho, so you're probably boned. #monsterdon

Alright, who dropped the giant styrofoam packing peanut in the ocean -_- #monsterdon

I do love the bargain basement of the airwaves Let's hear it for the losers #monsterdon

Hi Momthra #monsterdon

"I taught my men to be proud of what they did!"

They didn't do anything. A scientist who didn't trust your fucking military took Godzilla out with a superweapon *that he took to his grave to keep out of your hands* #monsterdon

Man, fuck being a reporter, Yuri should join the Tour de France. Woman's keeping up with Godzilla on a *bike* #monsterdon

SARGEANT SHOUTY!!

SPECIAL DEFENSE SQUAD!!!!

REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!!!! #monsterdon

"It's the first time I've seen action."

...I thought you had a daughter, sir? #monsterdon

Hold on, I'm just gonna remember that one time Godzilla got got by a pair of Mothra grubs

They literally String Shot him to death and kicked his ass into the ocean

Oh yeah, that's a fun memory #monsterdon

So, Tackle, Poison Needle... You think Mothra's got Fairy Wind, or is this more of a Gen 1 situation? #monsterdon

Godzilla's pretty crunchy in this one. #monsterdon

Mm, Ghidora's full of red tempera paint. #monsterdon

Godzilla like, "What part of 'Embodiment of Human Technological Hubris' did you not understand?" #monsterdon

Mothra like, "I'm a support Pokemon, I do know Sacrifice." #monsterdon

Ghidora's gonna drown Godzilla like a New Jersey mafia don. #monsterdon

"Why does the commander have to go himself!?"

Because I'm a man's man, kid. I'm a man's man's man. #monsterdon

"Promise you'll come back alive."

Sure, kid. I mean, I haven't got a quarter of the cojones on that pacifist scientist from the first movie, so I'm sure I'll be fine. #monsterdon