Man, fuck being a reporter, Yuri should join the Tour de France. Woman's keeping up with Godzilla on a *bike* #monsterdon

SARGEANT SHOUTY!!

SPECIAL DEFENSE SQUAD!!!!

REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!!!! #monsterdon

"It's the first time I've seen action."

...I thought you had a daughter, sir? #monsterdon

Hold on, I'm just gonna remember that one time Godzilla got got by a pair of Mothra grubs

They literally String Shot him to death and kicked his ass into the ocean

Oh yeah, that's a fun memory #monsterdon

So, Tackle, Poison Needle... You think Mothra's got Fairy Wind, or is this more of a Gen 1 situation? #monsterdon

Godzilla's pretty crunchy in this one. #monsterdon

Mm, Ghidora's full of red tempera paint. #monsterdon

Godzilla like, "What part of 'Embodiment of Human Technological Hubris' did you not understand?" #monsterdon

Mothra like, "I'm a support Pokemon, I do know Sacrifice." #monsterdon

Ghidora's gonna drown Godzilla like a New Jersey mafia don. #monsterdon

"Why does the commander have to go himself!?"

Because I'm a man's man, kid. I'm a man's man's man. #monsterdon

"Promise you'll come back alive."

Sure, kid. I mean, I haven't got a quarter of the cojones on that pacifist scientist from the first movie, so I'm sure I'll be fine. #monsterdon

Yes folks, the military's out there fighting Godzilla for our freedom! How Godzilla got our freedom, I'll never know. #monsterdon

Ghidora like, "Oh shit, you found my missing temporal lobe! Thanks guys, I should be okay from here." #monsterdon

Ghidora like, "Oh shit, you found my missing temporal lobe! Thanks guys, I should be okay from here." #monsterdon

Ghidora learned Draco Meteor! #monsterdon

...So if the Guardian Monsters are specifically empowered by the souls of people who died in WWII, *precisely which souls* are, at this moment, frying Godzilla with a bug zapper? Is this a Manchuria thing or more of a gift from the Phillipenes? #monsterdon

Though I suppose in retrospect the whole resurrection thing makes sense. Probably the answer to the question of how you kill a monster made of the souls of the dead is NOT, "durrrr maybe try murder." #monsterdon

Yup, that sure is a Godzilla sphincter right there. #monsterdon

Turns out the real solution to the problem of nuclear vengeance was just "give him a stomach ulcer." #monsterdon